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| Friday, Apr. 25, 2003 || 12:13 p.m. |

Okay so we all know I am a snoop. It�s a Libra thing (or an air thing depending on how you look at it). I came across my roomie�s journal. It�s not like I was being sneaky coming across it, we exchanged url�s a long time ago so we could get to know each other before being roommates etc. Well I read it & I just want her to know that it�s fine that you need to go home. You don�t have to SUM up the courage to tell me. I know & I understand. I appreciate the fact that you acknowledge the situation & are doing what you need to do. I had a lot of fun being roommates & friends with you. In all honesty you have been the only person (besides Suisse) that I have really hung out with these past two months & because of that I see you as one of my best friends. I do hope that we can continue our friendship when you make your move home. Please know that you always have a place to stay in California whenever you need.

I better get back to work. I�ll write more later�

Things to make you go hmmm (or at least make you wonder):

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

10. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

11. What do you call male ballerinas?

12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

14. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

16. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?