l Bubba: If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut. l

| Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2002 || 3:38 p.m. |

I just love meeting new people! I think I may have found a roommate as well as a new best friend! Thanks to the wonderful world of the Internet I meet my twin soul sista & my gay boy soul mate not too mention future roomie. At first I thought she�d flake when we whimsically decided to meet at the spectrum to shop (something I have been doing a lot of lately � thank goodness I have not found anything). But as I thought about it more and more� she is a Libra! Of course she is going to be late! Lol I wasn�t expecting 45 minutes late but then again she is new to O.C & the �community�. Another one, yes I know I am getting a lot of newbies� I am loving it! I love being a tour guide into the obsequious. While I know that is not the appropriate use of the word �obsequious� I just had to use it. It works if ya let it be�

So the soul sista and I finally met up and hit up the spectrum, the lesbyterian happy hour (for ummm like one sec.), then off to Season�s studio for a lil jammie jammin� before Main st. Which of course since we decided to meet Season there she flaked faster then dandruff on a homeless hobo, feigning a migraine� yeah okie dokie� Well, we had a blast without anyone else. We met so many gay boys, talked smack about all the hags, and made a few lil straight girls uncomfortable� well that was her really, not me, I just sat back and laughed. There was this one woman who I know I have seen before, either online somewhere like a matchmaker.com or something� She kind looks like the chic that kissed Jessica Stein. Good flick, bad ending.

Ooh goodness I am still feeling those Tom Collins.

Ewan, my new gay boyfriend lol, is just absolutely beautiful! I swear if either one of us were straight and narrow� I�d snatch him up and keep him in my pocket! He is just going though the same bullshit I went through with Milwaukee. It�s extremely queer, but he is from Joliet, Il and moved to cali to be with his (now ex) bf. The Ex just recently told him that it�s over and he is movin out soon. What is it with these men moving their �loves� 2000 miles away then abandoning them? Well I wasn�t completely abandoned but whatever� long story, you can fish through the archives for that story. (HINT- look some where in Aug) lol

So many options of where to live, what is a girl to do? Where should I move to?

*okay, I found this quote and just had to post it, wouldn't you love to hear this?

Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.

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