l What is it that makes good Grandmas go bad... l

| Monday, Nov. 04, 2002 || 11:23 p.m. |

What a night! That is all I can say...

I spent the evening relaxing with my dear friend Neighborgirl drinking wine and being giddy lil schoolgirls. She introduced me to the disgusting world of Grandma pornography! Just picture your 80-year-old grandma screaming "Yaaahooooo! I just love taking it in the ass! Ooh anti wrinkle cream, that is what keeps my breasts looking this good! cum all over my breasts, protein! I have to have it daily!"

Now for me that just does not do it... what sick bastard gets off to this shit?? It was two old women and one young, ugly sick bastard of a man... but I do have to admit it was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

One of the women was moderate to say the least but the other was wearing granny panties! I mean come on people! How low can we go for shits and giggles? Seriously! I mean sheesh; the guy could barely maintain a decent erection for crying out loud! All in all I would have to say it was the worst porn I have ever seen... which is not saying much since the most I have to compare it to is Debbie does Dallas and the few flicks I have made myself... JK

I just don't see it people... wrinkly old woman saying things like "ooh that is just not fair, I wanted to suck that cock" is just not kosher. My poor grandma, bless her heart, is not even close to that ladies age and would never say a thing like that. But then again my grandfather has been impotent for nearly 15 years, so maybe my gran... no my gran might have a fling, but not do porn! Actually I know she would never even cheat, hell I have often offered to buy her toys but she is just too... not the auto-erotica type if you know what I mean. Sheesh, I am the same way though, I guess it has something to do with genetics, but I do not find near as much pleasure auto-erotically as I do with the real thing... be it with man or woman.

Geez, I am too tired to write any more... this was just too funny to NOT document.

On a smaller hand, I never got around to calling Dreplica as I intended to. I plan on doing so sometime tomorrow, I wonder if that is too late? Whatever, if she is interested then she is interested; if not... then so be it!